Ctrl+Alt+Del presents an mmorpglicious spoof for the DPS machine inside you. If you level faster than every other class, one-shot mobs with critical strikes, suck healers mana dry (then complain about not getting any heals), and then pull aggro from an accidental melee swing, this t-shirt is for you.
Sizing Information:
Length = Bottom of neck hole to bottom hem. Width = Across chest 1" below arm holes