USB Humping Dog

Have you ever looked down at your computer’s USB port and thought…hmmm…ohhh yeahhh… Well now you can do your USB port doggy style, you sicko, with the USB Humping Dog from Xoxide!

The USB Humping Dog is one hapless and lovesick puppy, that when plugged in, can’t help it but to just go to town. It’s unconscionable and incessant humping will leave your sometimes neglected USB port feeling fulfilled and satisfied.

The perfect gift for any occasion, the USB Humping Dog is also a great ice breaker! Whip it out at internet cafés, wireless hotspots, airplanes, or any public place that is sure to attract attention and we can guarantee some pretty interesting conversations will ensue.

The USB Humping Dog is also a great tool for distracting your opponents at LAN parties and a powerful weapon in the ever present pursuit to piss off the squares. So stop neglecting your poor little USB port and give it the action it deserves with the USB Humping Dog from Xoxide!

Features:

• Distract your opponents at LAN parties
• Piss off the squares
• Conversation starter at internet cafés, wireless hotspots, airplanes, or wakes
• Makes the perfect gift for any occasion

"The dog twists its waist ceaselessly before pulling out…"



WARNING: Packaging contains surreal double entendre cartoon depictions of gazangies, mushrooms, some flowers, and Pacman style cherry trees!