USB Mini Shredder w/ Letter Opener

DESTROY ALL PAPER!!! That's right, thanks to this handy dandy USB Paper Shredder you can make sure all of your miniaturized parchments reach their rightful demise! The USB Paper Shredder places total paper destruction conveniently on your desktop and is powered by your computer’s USB port. A compartment for optional batteries allows you to take your paper execution capabilities anywhere you go!

Too weak to tear open an envelope? Fret not as the USB Paper Shredder also puts a handy electric letter opener right on your desktop, slicing open the letter and placing the remnants inside the collection bin. So whether you need to add an extra level of protection, slicing and dicing your papers to protect your identity and other confidential information, or if you just have a deep seeded hatred of paper like us, pick yourself up a USB Paper Shredder and live with the assurance that no paper shall escape unscathed!

As Featured in The New York Times!

Features:

• Ensure confidentiality right on your desktop
• Shreds documents, receipts, post-it notes, top secretes, and your silly worthless dreams
• Handy powered letter opener
• USB or battery powered for portability
• Makes a great gift for the paranoid delusional on your shopping list

Specifications:

• Power:
• Computer USB Port
• 4 x AA Batteries (Optional)
• Dimensions: 5.8" x 6.3" 4.8" (H x W x D)